KING JONNY FOOTBALL CLUB
Up The Jonny
FIRST TEAM SQUAD
CHESHIRE & MANCHESTER SUNDAY LEAGUE
#1 Theo Knight
Goalkeeper
#1 Theo Knight
Playing like a modern-day Peter Shilton, Theo is the KJ No.1, Vice Captain and Treasurer. He currently holds the club record for clean sheets.
- Height: 5'5"
- Preferred foot: Right
#2 Jago Johnson
Centre Midfield
#2 Jago Johnson
Johnson is one of the more experienced amongst the Frogs. Being KJ's joint longest-serving player, Jago offers creativity and hustle from the midfield. He is also KJ's currently active top scorer of all time, with most of them coming from the wing back position in 2023.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#3 Charlie Harris
Right Back
#3 Charlie Harris
Nicknamed 'Chazza Alexander-Arnold' for a reason. Wand of a right boot on this man, won a standing ovation against Ashton on Mersey for his ridiculous no-look trivela pass down the line.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Right
#4 Matthew Holtom
Centre Back
#4 Matthew Holtom
Hailing from Bache, Holtom is The Frogs' answer to playing out from the back. With his composure and leadership qualities, Matt was promoted to Vice Captain in October and has since captained the side.
- Height: 6'2"
- Preferred foot: Both
#5 Callum Bousie
Manager (Left Back)
#5 Callum Bousie
Callum 'Bin' Bousie, A.K.A. The Gaffer, is King Jonny's Arsene Wenger. A disciplinarian who emphasises the importance of set pieces and defensive shape, Bousie is considered an 'old school' manager. Loves a hop, skip and a jump when we score.
- Height: 5'10"
- Preferred foot: Left
#7 Myles Jarvis
Left Back
#7 Myles Jarvis
At the ripe age of 34, Myles Jarvis was a winter signing and since has bolstered the squad at full-back. Miles better than any other defender we've got, he adds a calmness to the team.
- Height: 4'8"
- Preferred foot: Left
#8 Seth Jackson
Left Back
#8 Seth Jackson
Captain Fantastic. The Doncaster Delph. Jackson is our club captain and has been for the past two years now. Even though he's from Doncaster, he's done well for himself and locked off the left back position for The Frogs this season - transitioning from the midfield.
- Height: 6'0" (Apparently)
- Preferred foot: Right
#11 Aaron Matthews
Striker
#11 Aaron Matthews
Matthews is the fourth of the MMU Futsal alumni to have played for The Jonny. This shows in his game, earning him the nickname Twinkletoes. Despite his hard-faced exterior, Aaron is actually a massive Jessie J fan and is often unavailable due to her recent tour dates.
- Height: 5'9"
- Preferred foot: Both
#12 Zico D'Arcy
Centre Midfield
#12 Zico D'Arcy
D'Arcy is Club Founder and Co-Chairman. Usually injured but when available will offer the odd tackle and underhit attempted Hollywood pass.
- Height: 5'9"
- Preferred foot: Both
#13 'Dirty' Dave Halicki
Left Back
#13 'Dirty' Dave Halicki
A solid left back and even better husband, Halicki is one of the few King Jonny players retained from last season. To clarify - the nickname 'Dirty Dave' comes from his style of defending. No.13 - unlucky for some. Probably Dave too as he misses the majority of the season after requiring foot surgery from one of his classic tackles.
- Height: 6'0"
- Preferred foot: Left
#14 Felipe Soares
Winger
#14 Felipe Soares
Soares is another Andre Arcuri 'Un1que Football' signing. A direct and technical player, Felipe adds goals and flair to KJ. Despite sleeping in on his debut, volleyed home a sensational goal against Partington Minds on the back of Mr Whippy's half-pitch switch.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Right
#16 Salim Ifri
Wing / Striker
#16 Salim Ifri
Salim The Dream. Ifri joined us mid-season and has bolstered The Frogs' midfield massively. After his fourth slide tackle on his first training session, we knew Salim would fit right in. Basically the Moroccan Messi.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Right
#18 Miguel Bango
Winger
#18 Miguel Bango
Bango joined us as a central midfielder however Bousie saw his creative spark and converted him into the Cheshire & Manchester Sunday League's very own Eden Hazard. Miggy Bangers opened his KJ account with a last-minute header against AFC Stockport Rangers
- Height: 5'7"
- Preferred foot: Right
#21 Tom Bittles
Winger
#21 Tom Bittles
Often misspelt, Tom has earned the name The Bittler after his impressive start as a King Jonny player. With plenty of goal contributions in pre-season, Tom opened his competitive account with a Charlie Adam from the halfway line against top of the league. Could play 120' every week with his tank.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#27 Theodoros Mystakidis
Centre Back
#27 Theodoros Mystakidis
One of the two ex-international footballers to have played for The Jonny. The Greek Neek is Co-Chairman, Social Sec and also the club's quickest player. He wears a face mask, England Headband and England wristband - easily replicable on Pro Clubs.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#28 Tom Bromley
Striker
#28 Tom Bromley
Having not scored since November, The Warrington Welbeck joined us in the Summer as a central midfielder but even Steve Bruce got it wrong with Joelinton. Since moving to striker, Bromley has netted countless goals and assists and loves playing with his back to goal.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#41 Matt Fucker
Centre Back
#41 Matt Fucker
Matt 'Beefy Bert' Lucker puts his head where others wouldn't put their feet - not one thought behind those eyes. Regardless is he willing to die for the badge? I dunno.
- Height: 6'2"
- Preferred foot: Neither
#53 Andre Arcuri
Striker
#53 Andre Arcuri
Arcuri offers the Brazilian flair that The Frogs lack when not on the pitch. He moved from Brazil in September to play for KJ and has looked strong at striker. Andre had an extremely strong start to the season with his performances against Dad Bod and Barrhill however had an unfortunate end to his season in September with a recurring toe injury.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Both
#68 Aulon Alaj
Central Midfield
#68 Aulon Alaj
Favourite Food : Bowl of Nuts and Bolts Favourite Hobby : Gym Our huge Albanian Loni joined us in a package deal with Beefy Bert and picked up MOTM in his first start for the club, earning Biter £20 in referral fees.
- Height: 6'7"
- Preferred foot: Right
#88 Joshua Monk
Centre Back
#88 Joshua Monk
When Monk joined us, he was living in London and hadn't even figured out where he would be living yet. He moved up to Manchester in September to join The Frogs and has since netted himself two goals from Centre Back.
- Height: 6'4"
- Preferred foot: Right