KING JONNY FOOTBALL CLUB
Up The Jonny
FIRST TEAM SQUAD
CHESHIRE & MANCHESTER SUNDAY LEAGUE
#1 Theo Knight
Goalkeeper
#1 Theo Knight
Playing like a modern-day Peter Shilton, Theo is the KJ No.1, Vice Captain and Treasurer. He currently holds the club record for clean sheets.
- Height: 5'5"
- Preferred foot: Right
#2 Jago Johnson
Centre Midfield
#2 Jago Johnson
Johnson is one of the more experienced amongst the Frogs. Being KJ's joint longest-serving player, Jago offers creativity and hustle from the midfield. He is also KJ's currently active top scorer of all time, with most of them coming from the wing back position in 2023.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#3 Charlie Harris
Right Back
#3 Charlie Harris
Nicknamed 'Chazza Alexander-Arnold' for a reason. Wand of a right boot on this man, won a standing ovation against Ashton on Mersey for his ridiculous no-look trivela pass down the line.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Right
#4 Matthew Holtom
Centre Back
#4 Matthew Holtom
Hailing from Bache, Holtom is The Frogs' answer to playing out from the back. With his composure and leadership qualities, Matt was promoted to Vice Captain in October and has since captained the side.
- Height: 6'2"
- Preferred foot: Both
#5 Callum Bousie
Manager (Left Back)
#5 Callum Bousie
Callum 'Bin' Bousie, A.K.A. The Gaffer, is King Jonny's Arsene Wenger. A disciplinarian who emphasises the importance of set pieces and defensive shape, Bousie is considered an 'old school' manager. Loves a hop, skip and a jump when we score.
- Height: 5'10"
- Preferred foot: Left
#6 Luke Websper
Centre Midfield
#6 Luke Websper
Websper is a ball-carrying, box-to-box midfielder and was one of Bannister's recruits to join us mid-season. Luke opened his KJ account with a well-taken goal against Ashton on Mersey.
- Height: 5'10"
- Preferred foot: Right
#8 Seth Jackson
Left Back
#8 Seth Jackson
Captain Fantastic. The Doncaster Delph. Jackson is our club captain and has been for the past two years now. Even though he's from Doncaster, he's done well for himself and locked off the left back position for The Frogs this season - transitioning from the midfield.
- Height: 6'0" (Apparently)
- Preferred foot: Right
#9 Tom Kuhrt
Centre Mid
#9 Tom Kuhrt
One of the newer King Jonny signings, Kuhrt has took to the 8 role and bagged himself a few contributions already. A strong, composed and creative box-to-box midfielder.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#10 Xenofon Argyrou
Centre Back
#10 Xenofon Argyrou
Argyrou made his Frogs debut at the Battle of Manchester 2025 at Hyde United's stadium in front of hundreds and claimed the lowest goals conceded in the group. Xen 10 is also our club's Welfare Officer and Analyst, putting countless hours into analysing each game from the Veo.
- Height: 6'0"
- Preferred foot: Right
#12 Zico D'Arcy
Centre Midfield
#12 Zico D'Arcy
D'Arcy is Club Founder and Co-Chairman. Usually injured but when available will offer the odd tackle and underhit attempted Hollywood pass.
- Height: 5'9"
- Preferred foot: Both
#13 'Dirty' Dave Halicki
Left Back
#13 'Dirty' Dave Halicki
A solid left back and even better husband, Halicki is one of the few King Jonny players retained from last season. To clarify - the nickname 'Dirty Dave' comes from his style of defending. No.13 - unlucky for some. Probably Dave too as he misses the majority of the season after requiring foot surgery from one of his classic tackles.
- Height: 6'0"
- Preferred foot: Left
#14 Aaron Matthews
Striker
#14 Aaron Matthews
Matthews is the fourth of the MMU Futsal alumni to have played for The Jonny. This shows in his game, earning him the nickname Twinkletoes. Despite his hard-faced exterior, Aaron is actually a massive Jessie J fan and is often unavailable due to her recent tour dates.
- Height: 5'9"
- Preferred foot: Both
#15 Nathan Bannister
Right Back
#15 Nathan Bannister
Nathan wrote himself in King Jonny history when he was awarded the club's very first yellow card against Salford Athletic. An aggressive player who loves the tackle, you can always rely on >5.5 Fouls with Bannister on the pitch.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Right
#18 Miguel Bango
Winger
#18 Miguel Bango
Bango joined us as a central midfielder however Bousie saw his creative spark and converted him into the Cheshire & Manchester Sunday League's very own Eden Hazard. Miggy Bangers opened his KJ account with a last-minute header against AFC Stockport Rangers
- Height: 5'7"
- Preferred foot: Right
#21 Tom Bittles
Winger
#21 Tom Bittles
Often misspelt, Tom has earned the name The Bittler after his impressive start as a King Jonny player. With plenty of goal contributions in pre-season, Tom opened his competitive account with a Charlie Adam from the halfway line against top of the league. Could play 120' every week with his tank.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#25 Greg Maguire
Centre Back
#25 Greg Maguire
Not to be confused with his slightly worse brother Harry, Greg is our most experienced player in the squad. First amongst the club to have been given a green card after a strong tackle in pre-season.
- Height: 6'5"
- Preferred foot: Right
#27 Theodoros Mystakidis
Centre Back
#27 Theodoros Mystakidis
One of the two ex-international footballers to have played for The Jonny. The Greek Neek is Co-Chairman, Social Sec and also the club's quickest player. He wears a face mask, England Headband and England wristband - easily replicable on Pro Clubs.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#28 Tom Bromley
Striker
#28 Tom Bromley
The Warrington Welbeck joined us in the Summer as a central midfielder but even Steve Bruce got it wrong with Joelinton. Since moving to striker, Bromley has netted countless goals and assists and loves playing with his back to goal.
- Height: 6'1"
- Preferred foot: Right
#53 Andre Arcuri
Striker
#53 Andre Arcuri
Arcuri offers the Brazilian flair that The Frogs lack when not on the pitch. He moved from Brazil in September to play for KJ and has looked strong at striker. Andre had an extremely strong start to the season with his performances against Dad Bod and Barrhill however had an unfortunate end to his season in September with a recurring toe injury.
- Height: 5'11"
- Preferred foot: Both
#88 Joshua Monk
Centre Back
#88 Joshua Monk
When Monk joined us, he was living in London and hadn't even figured out where he would be living yet. He moved up to Manchester in September to join The Frogs and has since netted himself two goals from Centre Back.
- Height: 6'4"
- Preferred foot: Right